Welcome to Corgi Blackmail, where we've got the best selection of overpriced novelty items for your discerning corgi enthusiast.
We've got everything from corgi-themed throw pillows to corgi-printed coffee mugs. If you've got the cash to burn, we've got the items to match.
But wait, there's more!
Subpage: Meet the team of overworked, underpaid corgi butlers
Subpage: Our current sale: "Buy 1 get 1 free, but not really, because, math
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