Services

Disco Ball Retrieval

Our expert team will retrieve your disco ball from the depths of your basement, no matter how many years it's been collecting dust.

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Corgi Whispering Services

Our trained corgis will whisper sweet nothings in your ear while you're stuck in a meeting, guaranteed to make you forget what you were discussing.

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Time Traveler's Package Delivery

We'll deliver your package from 1985, right to your doorstep, complete with a complimentary mix tape.

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Burrito Wrapping Services

Our expert corgi-wrappers will wrap your burrito with the precision and care of a Swiss watchmaker.

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