Are you tired of your pants just not being tight enough? Do you find yourself wandering the streets, a vision of looser-than-expected trousers a constant thorn in your side? Fear not, dear citizen, for we at Corgi-Blackmail have the solution to all your tight-pants troubles.
We have a team of highly skilled (and somewhat questionable life choices) experts in the field of pant tightness. Our methods are unorthodox, but effective. We've been accused of everything from "Pant-ential" behavior to "Trousers-ential" abuse.
But don't just take our word for it! Read on to learn more about our client testimonials.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not try out our Pant Auctions and see what sort of high-stakes, high-fashion deals you can get in on the action!
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