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Woofing the Haters with Corgi's Subscriptions

Welcome to Corgi's subscription service, where you can pay for us to hate on your enemies.

For just $9.99 a month, our team of highly trained corgi specialists will send a personalized, handwritten letter to the people you don't like, expressing your displeasure.

Choose from one of our many plans:

Or, for an additional $5, you can upgrade to our premium service, where our corgis will also send a bouquet of fresh flowers to the person you're trying to woo.

Learn more about our paid plans

Disclaimer: Corgi's Subscriptions is not responsible for any emotional distress or property damage caused by our corgis. Or is it?