A letter to the editor:
I take umbrage with the recent fawning over my species. While we do have a charming appearance and a tendency to herd sheep, we are not as cute and cuddly as the media would have you believe.
We corgis are, in fact, fierce and territorial creatures with a strong sense of self-preservation and a disdain for small children.
We will not be swayed by your attempts to fawn over us. We demand respect, not adoration.
Sincerely,
A Disgruntled Corgi