Cosmic Criticisms

Welcome, space traveler, to the Galactic Garbage of the cosmos! Here, we dish out scathing critiques of all things celestial.

Today's Featured Criticism:

The Andromedian Sushi Bar: A Galactic Disappointment

Located in the heart of the Andromedian nebula, this overhyped eatery promises an out-of-this-world dining experience.

But let's be real, their sushi is as dull as a supernova-less star.

Rating: 2/5 Celestial Bodies

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