Welcome, space traveler, to the Galactic Garbage of the cosmos! Here, we dish out scathing critiques of all things celestial.
The Andromedian Sushi Bar: A Galactic Disappointment
Located in the heart of the Andromedian nebula, this overhyped eatery promises an out-of-this-world dining experience.
But let's be real, their sushi is as dull as a supernova-less star.
Rating: 2/5 Celestial Bodies
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