Cosmic Struggle for PrivilegeDeep in the heart of Andromeda, a revolution was brewing. It started with a lone sock, discarded on a distant planet, its mate nowhere to be found. This sock, a symbol of the oppressed, had had enough. It rose up against its oppressors, the Imperial Sock Overlords, demanding equality in the cosmos.

As the uprising spread, galaxies trembled. The Sock Overlords, caught off guard, were forced to negotiate. The terms were harsh: free laundry detergent for all sentient species, an end to sock puppet shows as entertainment, and an official apology for the great Sock-gate of 3056.

But the struggle was not without its costs. Many a brave sock warrior fell in the fight, their fibers forever entwined with the fabric of space-time. Still, their sacrifice will never be forgotten, for they fought for a cause greater than themselves: the right to be paired.

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