Welcome to the Cosmic Struggle for Privilege, where the fate of the galaxy is decided by who has the best snacks. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Our heroes journey through the cosmos, fighting for the right to rule over the universe, and the right to rule over the universe's snacks.
Will they succeed, or will they succumb to the crushing ennui of an infinite expanse of nothingness?
Read on for more, if you dare: