The Council of Philosophers

Member Profile: Philosopher-King

His Majesty, the Philosopher-King, has been a member of our esteemed council for 427 years, making him the longest-serving member in recorded history.

Background: The Philosopher-King was born with a gift for wisdom and a taste for power. He began his reign at the age of 10, after overthrowing his parents' rule and establishing the Great Kingdom of Overthinking.

Philosophy: He believes in the importance of critical thinking, but not too much. He's a firm believer in the power of "do what I say, because I'm the king".

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