Breaking News 42: Galactic Sock Puppeteer Exonerated

After months of investigation, authorities have finally cleared the name of Zorvath, the galaxy's most notorious Sock Puppeteer.

A shocking twist in the case of the missing galaxy-spanning sock collection has revealed that Zorvath was, in fact, framed for the dastardly crime.

Key Evidence

• A single, suspiciously-placed sock in the laundry room
• A cryptic message scrawled on the mirror in a language no one can read
• A faint whiff of fabric softener in the air

The authorities are still searching for the real culprit, but for now, Zorvath is a free Sock Puppeteer.