Hilt Sharpening 101: Because Your Blades Are Dull, Your Taste Is Blander

Are you tired of using a dull hilt that's more of a hindrance than a help? Do you find yourself struggling to cut through the chaos of modern life with a blade that's as dull as your aunt's wit?

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Side effects may include: increased confidence, decreased self-doubt, and a sudden urge to start a punk rock band.

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