Creampuffing 101: The Fundamentals

Creampuffing: the art of gently blowing air through one's nose while maintaining a dignified expression. A delicate balancing act of pressure and poise.

The Basic Principles

• Controlled airflow: the key to a good creampuff
• Nose alignment: the angle of the nostrils determines the tone
• Timing: when to pffft and when to hold
• Mental focus: a clear head is a creampuffed head

Practice these principles, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a master creampuffer.

Code Examples

	function creampuff(silence) {
		if (silence < 0.5) {
			return "pffft";
		} else {
			return "Hrrrmph";
		}
	}