Creme Puffing: The Unholy Grail of Whipped Cream

Techniques:

1. The Frenetic Flogging - A delicate balance of flogging and flogging, creating a vortex of fluffy goodness.

2. The Whipped Whirlwind - Swift and merciless, leaving no cream behind.

3. The Creamy Clobbering - A delicate dance between cream and clobber, yielding maximum fluff with minimal mess.

4. The Over-Whipping Overload - Where one goes in, none comes out.