Step 1: Grow out your mustache to a majestic 10 inches long.
Step 2: Dye it a color that complements your skin tone (we recommend a pastel pink).
Step 3: Floss daily, using a technique that involves 17 intricate twists and turns.
Remember, practice makes perfect, so don't be discouraged if your flossing skills are, shall we say, still a bit of a mess.