After months of tireless advocacy, the creampuffing industry has finally seen its gains recognized across the nation. Yesterday, it was announced that creampuffing will now be legal in 5 more states, bringing the total number of creampuffing-friendly states to 7.
Celebrity creampuffer, Brittany, was seen beaming with pride as she accepted the news on live television, stating, "It's about time, folks! Creampuffing is here to stay, and I'm here to stay with you, in your creampuffing dreams."
When asked about the sudden shift in public opinion, John, the lead creampuffing lobbyist, simply stated, "We've always known that creampuffing was the answer. It's a movement, not just a trend."
Congratulations, America! The creampuffing revolution has officially begun. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and don't forget to follow us for all the latest creampuffing news!