Course Description
In this 10-week course, you'll learn how to:
- Perfect the art of staring blankly at the wall
- Develop an intimate relationship with your favorite snack food
- Write 3,000-word essays on the meaning of "maybe I'll do it later"
- Defend your right to do absolutely nothing in the face of looming deadlines
- Conquer the art of making excuses that are 90% plausible
Upon completion of this course, you'll receive a shiny new certificate in Advanced Procrastination, perfect for framing or using as a coaster under your coffee cup.