Because you're curious about our feline overlords, we've compiled some frequently asked questions.
Q: We wish. Unfortunately, our technology can only read feline thoughts, not transmit them.
Q: Only those who have achieved enlightenment through years of meditation and catnip.
Q: No. We're a community, not a mind control organization. (But if you want to use it for world domination, we won't judge.)
Q: Only if they're not allergic to our proprietary catnip.