Chocolate Creme Puff of Steel

Ingredients

For the most intense, the most epic, the most utterly instructive Chocolate Creme Puff of Steel recipe in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

What's in a Puff of Steel?

1 cup of heavy cream

2 cups of whole milk

3 cups of sugar

1/4 cup of unsalted butter

1/4 cup of unsweetened cocoa powder

1 teaspoon of salt

1/2 teaspoon of ground cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon of ground nutmeg

1/4 teaspoon of ground cayenne pepper (optional)

A pinch of steel

For the steel, we're talking about the kind of steel that's forged in the depths of the earth, tempered in the fires of a thousand suns, and sharpened to a razor's edge. If you don't have any steel on hand, you can substitute with a pinch of disappointment.

Now that we've got our ingredients, let's talk about the method:

Disclaimer: The Puff of Steel is not responsible for any damage caused by excessive consumption of this recipe. If you're feeling faint, dizzy, or generally unwell, please consult a medical professional before proceeding.

Next up: Conquering the Steel.