Warning: Excessive puffing may lead to maximum velocity. Proceed with caution.
Aim for 3-5 short puffs per minute. Any more, and you're just wasting air.
Use a 45-degree angle of attack for maximum efficiency. Anything less, and you're just slacking off.
Drink plenty of water before, during, and after puffing. Dehydration is not your friend.
Don't overdo it. Puffing too much can lead to... unpleasant consequences.
Stay puffed, friends!