Productivity 101: Assignment 1

Welcome, future über-productive individual! Today we'll be covering the basics of achieving maximum efficiency.

Module 1: Prioritization

Step 1: Make a to-do list. Not just any to-do list, but a list that's been carefully curated to exclude all non-essential activities, such as "Check Twitter" or "Watch cat videos." No, no, we're talking about the good stuff: laundry, taxes, and responding to your aunt's emails.

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