CRISIS MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUES

The Art of Panicking

Welcome to our comprehensive guide on how to effectively manage crisis situations, because let's be real, you'll probably mess it up anyway.

• Failing Safe - The art of setting up a backup system that you'll never need.
• Panic Mode - When you're stuck and don't know what to do, just shout "Fire!"
• Sweatpants Mode - The ultimate crisis management technique: wearing comfortable pants.