Today's Forecast: Sunny with a high of 75°F (24°C) and a low of 50°F (10°C)
prophets of doom, gather 'round!The sun will shine brightly in the morning, making it perfect for your morning jog.
However, beware of the lurking Soggy-Bogey, a creature known for its ability to ruin your outfit and make you feel like you just rolled around in the mud.
The Soggy-Bogey is known to be most active on Wednesdays.
Prophets are the ones who know the truth, but won't tell you.
They're the ones who know the Soggy-Bogey is coming, but will just shrug and say "told you so."
They're the ones who will give you a map to the nearest dry cleaners, but only after you've already gotten mud all over your favorite outfit.