Our mission is to guide the unwashed masses through the existential dread of waking up on Mondays.
We have the following prophets available for consultation:
- Prophet Sam: The Lord of Wake-Up Calls
- Prophet Jim: The Sultan of Snoozle
- Prophet Liz: The Oracle of Extraordinary Procrastination
- Prophet Mark: The King of Monday Morning Mantras
Don't forget to check our membership page for exclusive access to our Monday morning motivationals!