We're not actually here to help with the existential dread of Monday mornings. That's for amateurs.
But we do have expert-level procrastination techniques for the truly afflicted:
1. Tropical Island Escapism - because who needs productivity when you can just pretend you're on a deserted beach?
2. Nap Tivism - we've got the secret to napping your way to success!
3. Overthinking It - because analysis paralysis is the new productivity!
4. Underachiever Syndrome - it's not laziness, it's just a lifestyle choice.
Stay tuned for more Monday Prophet-approved procrastination strategies!