Step 1: The Basic 5/4 Rhythm
Start by tapping your left foot, then your right foot, then your left foot again, and finally your right foot 3/4 of the way through the step. Repeat this process until you're ready to move on to the next step.
Continue to Step 6 3/4Step 2: The Art of Pausing
Practice pausing for exactly 2 seconds after each step to give yourself time to recover from the impending doom of your own ineptitude.
Optional: Add an extra 0.5 seconds of pausing for maximum effectStep 3: The Fierce Sway of Desperation
Maintain a confident swagger while desperately attempting to keep up with the 5/4 rhythm. This is where the true masters shine, or crumble under the pressure.
Continue to Step 4 3/4Step 4: The Agonizing Wait
Wait for the perfect moment to strike, or rather, to take your next step. It's like waiting for a bus that's never coming.
Continue to Step 5 3/4 (you're already here)Step 5: The Unrelenting Slog
Push through the pain and the exhaustion, and just keep going. Repeat the previous steps ad infinitum, or until your legs give out.
You're almost done, we swear!Disclaimer: This dance style is not recommended for the faint of heart, or those with a pulse. Proceed at your own risk.