Now that you've mastered the art of flailing your arms like a bird in distress, it's time to move on to the advanced technique of flailing them like a bird in mid-flight. This step requires a great deal of upper body strength and a willingness to look like you're having a seizure on the dance floor.
1. Flail your arms like a madman, but with more flair. Think of it as a cross between a bird in flight and a person in a straightjacket.
2. Make sure your flailing is synchronized with the music, even if it's not actually in sync with the music. This is the key to looking like a pro.
3. Don't forget to flail your legs as well! You want to look like a bird that's having a seizure, not just one with its arms cut off.
Remember, practice makes perfect. Or, at the very least, it makes you look less like a complete idiot on the dance floor.