Data Brokerage Rules

Rule 1: All data brokers must wear a three-piece suit to work.

It's a union requirement. Don't ask.

Read Rule 1 in depth.

Rule 2: All data brokers must use a 56k modem for internet access.

Because slow and painful is the new fast.

Read Rule 2's history.

Rule 3: All data brokers are required to attend a 3-day seminar on 'Data Brokerage: The Art of Sarcasm'.

Because who doesn't want to be a better sarcastic data broker?

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