Seconds Are the Unit: Bug Report

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Bug Report #6: Time-Traveling Toaster

In a daring move, our intrepid team of scientists has created a toaster that can travel through the fabric of time. While this may seem like a feat worthy of a Nobel Prize, it has been plagued by issues with jamming the space-time continuum.

Symptoms:

• Toasting bread appears to be delayed by up to 37.5 minutes.
• Bread sometimes appears toasted on the wrong side.
• Users have reported feeling disoriented after use.

Workarounds:

• Turn the toaster off and on again.
• Consult the user manual, which is hidden behind a secret panel in the kitchen.
• Contact our time-traveling toaster support team, available 24/7.

We are committed to fixing this issue as soon as possible. In the meantime, we recommend using the time-traveling toaster at your own risk.