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Chrono-Dissonance FAQ

Q: What is Chrono-Dissonance?

A: A time-warping phenomenon where your socks get stuck in a perpetual loop of being 1 second behind your pants.

Q: How do I fix it?

A: We're still trying to figure that out. In the meantime, try wearing your pants with the elastic waistband on the outside.

A: Mostly. But have you considered the existential implications of being 1 second out of sync with the fabric of time?

Stay tuned for updates, and try not to get your socks in a twist.