Chrono-Dissonance Theory

By Dr. Dissonance-Ious

This theory posits that time is not a fixed, linear construct, but rather a messy tapestry of conflicting frequencies.

Quantum Entanglement Syndrome is the inevitable result of attempting to impose a coherent narrative upon the fabric of time.

Our research suggests that the more we try to organize time, the more it becomes dissonant.

The Time Dilation Device is a machine that attempts to mitigate this dissonance by slowing down or speeding up local time flows.

We welcome any feedback or contributions to the theory.

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