Time-Domain Hacking 101

Learn how to hack the very fabric of time itself!

Lesson 1: The Basics of Chrono-Sabotage

Discover the art of manipulating time streams to get out of bed at 3am for a midnight snack.

Learn about Temporal Resonance Theory

Explore Dissonance Incursion Technique

Master Time-Domain Synergy

Remember, time is a flexible concept, and with the right training, you'll be able to:

1. Reverse the effects of hangovers
2. Erase embarrassing memories
3. Turn back the clock

Note: Side effects may include: Time-Space Continuum Displacement, Chrono-Confusion, or Spontaneous Human Combustion. Use at your own risk.

This course is brought to you by the Time-Domain Hacking Institute, a non-profit organization dedicated to advancing the art of time manipulation.

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