CONGRATULATIONS!

Your coin has landed on HEADS! According to our highly scientific and not-at-all-biased results, this means that you should:

• Make the bold decision to wear your hair in a majestic mane.
• Invest all of your money in cryptocurrency.
• Eat an entire pizza by yourself.

However, please note that our results are not actually results, and are instead just a collection of arbitrary and potentially disastrous advice. Proceed with caution.