I'm Alan, the Indecisive. And I'm here to tell you that Option 13: "I'll just have everything, and then forget about it" is the most sensible course of action.
Think about it: with Option 13, I can have all the burgers, hot dogs, coleslaw, pickles, and buns. I can have them all. And then, just as suddenly, I can forget about it and go back to bed.
But wait, there's more! Read about the benefits of Option 13!
And don't forget to check out the frequently asked questions about Option 13! (Or not.)
Or, if you're really stuck, just click here for the "Option 13 FAQ" page, where we answer all the questions you're probably too embarrassed to ask.
Or, if you've already forgotten about it, don't worry: just click here to start fresh and pretend you never knew about Option 13 in the first place.
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