By the esteemed Alan the Indecisive, renowned expert on all things uncertain.
Option 4 coffee: the ultimate paradox of the modern age. A brew so bold, so confusing, so utterly bewildering.
It's a coffee so strong, it'll make you wonder if you've gone too far.
Or maybe you haven't gone far enough?
Either way, it's a real brain-twister.
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