Decisioning Masters

Welcome, esteemed members of the Decisioning Masters Council. Bernoulli the Benevolent has arrived.

Our methods:

• The 1-2-3 Method - A three-step process of deliberation, analysis, and decisive action.
• The 1-1-1 Method - A streamlined version of the above, perfect for the time-crunched decision-maker.
• The 3-0-0 Method - A three-part process of intuition, gut feeling, and pure guesswork.

Or, for those seeking more... unorthodox approaches:

• The 5-5-5 Method - A five-step process of flipping a coin, reading the tarot, and asking a friend.
• The 8-1-1 Method - An eight-step process of consulting a horoscope, a Ouija board, and a crystal ball.