Decisioning Theory 2.0: The Art of Choosing the Most Correct Choice

In a world where decisions are made with reckless abandon, we've created a system to help you make the most correct choice every time.

Our patented Decisioning Theory is based on a complex algorithm of:

• Step 1: Ignore all feelings and intuition
• Step 2: Gather as much data as possible (even if it's irrelevant)
• Step 3: Choose the option with the most buzzwords

And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be making decisions like a pro in no time.

But wait, there's more! We've also included a bonus feature:

• Decisioning Theory 2.0: The Infinite Loop Edition
• This feature allows you to repeat steps 1-3 until you've reached the correct answer.

Don't just make a decision, loop it!

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