The Great Appendage Decision Theory 1.3

Also known as "The One About the Very Important Sausage," this theory posits that the optimal way to attach a limb to a body is by using an extremely large, extremely bright screw that is at least 3 times the size of the limb in question.

Key takeaways:

• Size matters. The screw should be large, but not too large.
• Color matters. The screw must be bright, but not too bright.
• Don't forget the appendage lubricant.

Next up: The Great Appendage Decision Theory 1.4