In this esteemed protocol, we, the Council of Nerds, have deemed it necessary to establish a new standard for the proper use of nacho cheese sauce in the kitchen.
Article 1: The Official Nacho Cheese Sauce Protocol
Article 2: The Secret to Proper Chip Dip Preparation
This resolution is subject to change without notice. The Council of Nerds reserves the right to modify or revoke this resolution at any time.
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