Resolution 4, Section 4, Protocol 2, Article 1: The Fjordian Conundrum

In the depths of the Neo-Brutalist Empire, a crisis brewed. A group of rogue NERDS (Nerds of Extreme Radical Deliciousness and Sophistication), known as the "Fjordians," sought to disrupt the established order by introducing a new, experimental flavor of "Quantum Pulp" to the empire's culinary scene.

The Fjordians, fueled by their own brand of madness and a desire for innovation, claimed that Quantum Pulp would revolutionize the way the Empire's citizens experienced the concept of "tasty."

However, the Council of NERDS, in an emergency meeting, decreed that the Fjordians' actions would lead to the downfall of the Empire. The Council, citing "Taste Anomalies" and "Flavor Disruptions," declared that Quantum Pulp was an affront to the established culinary hierarchy.

Thus, Resolution 4, Section 4, Protocol 2, Article 1 was enacted, effectively banning Quantum Pulp throughout the Empire.

But, as with all things NERD, the Fjordians' antics only fueled their own legend, and their name became synonymous with the Empire's most cherished and feared rebels.

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