Q: What is an Atomic Bag?
A: An Atomic Bag is a time-traveling, dimension-hopping, reality-bending vessel for your most precious belongings.
A: Mostly. But don't try to fit a cat in one. Trust us on this one.
See also:
Cats in Atomic Bags: A Risk Analysis
A: Don't. You'll just end up with a bag that's more atomic than clean.
The Art of Living with Atomic Stains
A: Only if you enjoy a perpetual cycle of existential dread.
The Laundry Paradox: Rinse and Repeat
A: Not without a PhD in chrono-maintenance. Don't even think about it.
Time Travel: The Uninvited Guest
That's all for now, folks. Keep it simple, keep it atomic, and for the love of all things sane, keep it away from cats.