FAQ

Q: What is an Atomic Bag?

A: An Atomic Bag is a time-traveling, dimension-hopping, reality-bending vessel for your most precious belongings.

Q: Is it safe?

A: Mostly. But don't try to fit a cat in one. Trust us on this one.

See also:

Cats in Atomic Bags: A Risk Analysis

Q: How do I clean it?

A: Don't. You'll just end up with a bag that's more atomic than clean.

The Art of Living with Atomic Stains

Q: Can I use it for laundry?

A: Only if you enjoy a perpetual cycle of existential dread.

The Laundry Paradox: Rinse and Repeat

Q: Can I use it as a time machine?

A: Not without a PhD in chrono-maintenance. Don't even think about it.

Time Travel: The Uninvited Guest

That's all for now, folks. Keep it simple, keep it atomic, and for the love of all things sane, keep it away from cats.