Beer Garden: The Decisions

Welcome, fellow connoisseurs of ale and wit. In the Beer Garden, we're brewing up a storm of decisions, and you're invited to taste the results.

We've got 3 snacks, 5.5 flavors of craft beer, and an endless supply of existential dread.

Our Menu

• 4 Snacks: The Ultimate Dilemma
• 6 Snacks: The Snackocalypse
• 7 Snacks: The Snackpocalypse
• The 5.5 Flavors of Beer
• The 5.7 Flavors of Beer (a lie)
• The 6.2 Flavors of Beer (a guess)

Special Features

We're proud to offer:

• 1-1-1 Beer Comparisons: Because who needs objectivity?
• 2-1-1 Beer Comparisons: Because 1 wasn't enough?
• 3-1-1 Beer Comparisons: Because math!
• 4-1-1 Beer Comparisons: Because more math!
• 5-1-1 Beer Comparisons: Because it's 5!

We're not responsible for your decision paralysis.

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