Welcome, fellow burrito enthusiasts! Are you tired of being that one friend who always asks for extra toppings, only to proceed to sprinkle them all over the kitchen counter? Do you yearn for a harmonious burrito-sharing experience? Look no further! This guide will teach you the ancient art of burrito etiquette, so you may never again be that guy who makes everyone hate you.
Never, I repeat, NEVER touch a burrito that's not yours. It's called "filling respect," and you should practice it at all times. If you see a burrito with a tantalizing topping combination, let the owner know you're impressed, but don't even think about touching it.
Instead, focus on your own burrito. If you're unsure about a particular filling, ask your host or hostess for guidance. After all, they're the ones who made the masterpiece.
Hyperlink to "Toppings Etiquette: A Burrito Connoisseur's Guide" for advanced techniques: /decisions/burrito-etiquette/advanced-toppings-guide
Before adding any toppings, always ask the burrito owner if it's okay. This simple phrase, "May I add [topping]?" will go a long way in preserving harmony and avoiding the wrath of the burrito gods.
Remember, it's not about you. It's about the burrito. And the burrito's owner. Hyperlink to "The Burrito's Bill of Rights" for more information: /decisions/burrito-etiquette/burritos-bill-of-rights
Leaving a burrito mess is a burrito sin. Always clean up after yourself, and for goodness' sake, don't double-dip the salsa or guac. Hyperlink to "The Burrito Cleanup Crew" for more info: /decisions/burrito-etiquette/burrito-cleanup-crew
© 2023 Burrito Etiquette Inc. All rights reserved. May your burritos be ever in balance, and your friends always appreciate your respect for the fillings.
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