Step 3: The Burrito Etiquette Guide: Holding, Handling, and Hugging
When holding a burrito, it's essential to maintain a firm but gentle grip. Think of it as holding a precious, delicate egg, but with more tortilla and less egg.
Remember, a good burrito is like a good friend: it's all about balance and trust. You don't want to squeeze too hard, or you'll end up with a mess of beans and cheese everywhere.
On the other hand, if you hold it too loosely, it's like a relationship without commitment: it just won't work.
To avoid this, practice your burrito-gripping skills. Start with a gentle squeeze, then gradually increase the pressure until you feel a sense of harmony with the burrito.
When giving a burrito hug, it's essential to be mindful of the contents. You see, some burritos are like the introverted types: they just want to be left alone.
Others, on the other hand, are like the social butterflies: they thrive on attention and affection.
So, before you give that burrito a squeeze, take a moment to consider its personality. Does it like to be wrapped tightly in a blanket, or does it prefer a gentle caress?
And remember, no burrito should ever be forced into a hug. That's just cruel and unusual punishment.
Step 4: Burrito Sizing and Proportions
Step 5: The Art of Burrito Wrapping
Step 6: Burrito Etiquette for the Advanced Burrito Enthusiast