Flipper's Guide to Navigating the Cheese Tower of Doom

Step 1: Face your fears and climb the tower. Don't look down.

Step 2: Find your cheese and grasp it firmly. The higher the cheese, the greater the reward.

Step 3: Beware the gouda traps and pit of despair. They're not as pleasant as they sound.

Read more about the principles of Gouda

Learn how to confront your deepest fears with a strong cheddar

Find safety in the midst of the gouda chaos

And remember: You are a cheese
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