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THE GREAT CHEESE TRADE AGREEMENTS
THE GREATEST TRADE AGREEMENTS OF ALL TIME
Presented by the Council of Extra-Ordinary Cheesemongers
Article I: The Treaty of Cheesemania
The Treaty of Cheesemania, signed in the year 3050, established the global standardization of cheese types and their corresponding trade values.
- The Gouda-Gordian Accord, establishing the supremacy of Gouda cheese
- The Chèvre-Edmond Protocol, governing the importation and exportation of Goat Cheese
- The Mozzarella-Mandate, regulating the use of Mozzarella in global pizza production
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