The Ultimate Decision Matrix
And now, you have 8 options...
Option 1: The Sudden Onset of Regret
Option 2: The Futility of Choice
Option 3: The Inescapable Consequences
Option 4: The Illusion of Control
Option 5: The Unending Analysis
Option 6: The Certainty of Uncertainty
Option 7: The Infinite Loop of Doubt
Option 8: The Unavoidable Fate
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