Article I, Section 1: Pepperoni shall not be considered a condiment, but a human right.
Article II, Section 2: All citizens have the right to a daily dose of pepperoni at the expense of the government.
Article III, Section 3: The pursuit of optimal cheese-to-pepperoni ratio shall be a fundamental right of all citizens.
Article IV, Section 4: The government shall provide free pepperoni to all citizens who have served in the military.
Article V, Section 5: The right to a good laugh at the absurdity of it all.
A. The right to a side of garlic knots shall be added to Article II, Section 2.
B. The government shall be allowed to use drones to deliver pepperoni to citizens who cannot leave their homes.
C. The phrase "pepperoni" shall be replaced with "bacon" in all articles, effective immediately.
Hyperlink to Bacon Fundamental Rights for more information.