The Standard Procedure for Making a Good Decision

Step 1: Stare intensely at the problem for several hours.

Step 2: Consult the ancient wisdom of Google.

Step 3: Ask a friend for their opinion, then immediately contradict them.

Step 4: Make a decision based on nothing but your gut.

Appendix: Common excuses for when it all goes wrong.

Or, you know, just wing it.

Take it to the next level with our Advanced Procedure.

But if all else fails, use the Emergency Procedure.