The Office of Utter Chaos and Disorganization

Where the coffee machine never works, and the stapler is always jammed.

Here are a few of the many decisions we've made in our office:

• Toilet Plunger Usage Policies - We've had to establish a set of guidelines for plunger usage, including but not limited to: how often to plunge, when to plunge, and the importance of not plunging during meetings.
• Microwave Noodle Rationing Plan - In an effort to save energy and reduce waste, we've implemented a system where every 4th day is "Noodle Day," where all employees are allowed one 3-minute cooking session in the microwave.
• Why Did We Buy So Many Doughnuts - This one's a mystery for the ages. Let's just say it's a "learning experience" we're still trying to learn from.

ประก We're always making new decisions, so stay tuned for updates!

Or just leave, we're not really sure why you came here anyway.