The Art of Doing Nothing: Paralysis by Analysis

Decision Time: Procrastination Techniques for the Modern Age

Welcome, procrastinators, to the ultimate guide to making the perfect decision - not to make any decision at all. Here's how:

Step 1: Overanalyze the situation

Step 2: Overthink the consequences

Step 3: Overestimate the complexity of the task at hand

Step 4: Overstate the time it will take to complete the task

Step 5: Overcommit to doing nothing at all